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WHEE! PROFILES!

Note: Not actually her. Foon is not little Gonzo. Real pic coming soon.
Name: Foon
Age: Older than Sarcasm itself. But younger than a breadbox.
Gender: Female
Likes: Music that doesn't make my ears vomit, anime, manga, funservice, you, Powerpuff Girls, South Park, Invader Zim, David Duchovney and Kevin McDonald (they're dreeeaamy), and scaring people via language
Dislikes: Children, icky bugs that are icky, you, children that still have their internal organs, erasers (they don't like me, either!), punctuation that likes to pretend it's a letter (@$$ my ass!), you.
Favorite Video Game: Sentimental Shooting. BOO-YAH!
Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings
Favorite Movie/TV Show: Flight of Dragons/Invader Zim
Favorite DDR Song: .59
Favorite Form of Death: Caught in the wheels of a turbine
Favorite Snack: Chocolate, Haagen Das
Favorite Color: Yes please!
Boxers or Briefs: Spork knows. Ask her.
Favorite Favorite: Form of Death
Life Story of Never Ceasing Pain and Doom: Read a book! I'm David Coppertone!
Quote: Hey Mimi, that's Spork's shirt! You know what else it's called? Rat County, USA!
Unscramble this sentence: I Don't Like You.
Read Foon's DeadJournal!

Note: Not actually her. Spork is not Mima. Real picture coming soon.
Name: Spork
Age: I'm an Elf! I am ageless! I cannot die! Believe me, I've tried. Oh when will I feel the sweet embrace of death?
Gender: Yes please! … female.
Likes: Lord of the Rings, anime, manga, movies, music that I don't hate, food, monkeys (but not of the vertical kind), cartoons, comic books, books, stuff.
Dislikes: Spiders, zombies, clowns, Garbage Pail Kids, stupid people, evil possessed dolls that want to eat my soul, rabid fangirls, and rap music.
Favorite Video Game: Zelda. WOO! YAY!
Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings
Favorite Movie/TV Show: The Matrix/Sealab 2021
Favorite DDR Song: Lupin III '78
Favorite Form of Death: The Dogs! So many dogs! AH!
Favorite Snack: Chocolate popcorn and popsicles
Favorite Color: Monkey!
Boxers or Briefs: Where's me "bleep"in fruit platter!
Favorite Favorite: DDR Song
Life Story of Never Ceasing Pain and Doom: Stuff happened. And I'm not dead yet, so that means more stuff will happen. I also wrote this page.
Quote: I would rather have my spine ripped out through my ass.
Unscramble This Sentence: PIGGY!
Read Spork's DeadJournal!

More profiles coming soon! And the history of Nyan-Co! Whee! Aren't you happy?